Monday, April 20, 2009

San Diego

today, we are presenting a new 1 part series and continuing the i-hate-texas-and-you-can-too part 4?


metaphors and similes, but mostly similes

the sun shines like a really, really bright light bulb

he danced like a drunk racoon

the ship got bombed like sadaam

i just let it roll like a grape down a hill

let it live just like c'est la vie

she was a lost as a undergrad looking for a book on facebook

that is every thing i can think of like a cell phone in a toilet


i hate texas, pt 4



please, texas. if you leave, awesome. things that would be much better if texas left,

education

health care - fat people

capital punishment

copyright law - east texas

our dependence on foreign oil

conservatism

george bush


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