killing buzz like bees

okay, so your kid wants to be an astronaut. and you're like; hey, my kid(s) are the greatest thing since barack obama. they can do whatever they want. so i decided to post some guidelines on how to prepare your kids for such and awesome career!

step 1: buy a van. it has to be old.

step 2: take the owners manual and translate it into Russian.

step 3: tell your kid the van is a space station. their job is to rotate the tires.

step 4: sink the van in your pool, hand them the manual, and a balloon full of air.

Go Get 'Em, Junior