1st song

got my TN drivers licence today. someday, i might actually live here...


went to a Rugby practice today. i would probably enjoy it if i was 100%. it would make me think in a crisis and get used to getting hit. (w/o pads)


i'm going to keep asking myself what i want to be when i grow up until i die. it will contribute to my happiness.


semi-burned my first thing cooking today. i needed to butter a pan, and i decided to try to use the butter that was already in the banana. well, banana has a lot of sugar. it burned. so i burned the pan, but i cleaned it up and my roommates don't know.

i got safety lights for my bike! fun? i'm enjoying it.


shout out to my mom. you made my first song!

DVD video

I would like to take this time to call for investigations into war crimes by the Bush Administration. They should be held accountable to the Geneva Convention and should be prosecuted accordingly.

Dissent is patriotic. It shows you care.

welcome to the united selfish slaves

hi,
welcome to the united selfish slaves
here, power is our God
and money is the theif

here we are thieves and slaves to our dream
these ideas have been imported from our ancient european ancestors,

now please bow to the fat and lazy
as they make the way out to be rough and hazy. each of them knows that they need more money under their feet. but they all have been robbed from.

when was the last time you supported a crackhead? it was the last time you paid your taxes. for the first 3 months of the year, you worked for that man on the corner who believes that social security is his right. you supported the government's money habit, so does that make you a crack head?

all you revolutionists, the I ain't gonna work for the man hippies, just wait until you see no food in your fridge, and i won't be able to count how fast you jump when the supervisor says, K, break's over. get back at it.

the dollar is sacred. power is god. 99% of questions have a root in desire to become rich.

i rot your teeth

good evening everybody,


i just got paid to download somebody's album. it was only a dollar, but i did listen to it.

I got my phone to show me blocked phone calls.

until intelligent design is published in science journals such as Nature, or Science, it does not deserve to be treated to scientific debates in colleges and universities as if it is an alternative to evolution.

What ever happened to the Arab scientific community? Why are Arab government armies so easily defeated?

Home studios are not commercial studios. There is a difference in the quality of material that come out of them. There is not the same dedication from everyone involved. In a commercial studio, you have someone who is doing the room design, tech work, an accountant, a studio manager, client services, etc. In a home studio, one engineer is responsible for all of that. It works when they are doing non-critical elements of recording.

leaving the chase

in my always on internet connection, which has been upgraded to a linksys router with opensource firmware (which i'm very excited to start exploring), i stumbled upon this:

Love v. Infatuation pt. I


Infatuation is instant desire,
one set of glands calling to another.

Love is friendship that has caught fire.
It takes root and grows,
one day at a time.

Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity.
You are excited and eager,but not genuinely happy.
There are nagging doubts,unanswered questions,
little bits pieces about your beloved
that you would just as soon examine too closely.
It might spoil the dream.

Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection.
It is real.It gives you strength and grows beyond you,to bolster your beloved.
You are warmed by his presence,even when he is away.
Miles do not separate you. You want him near.But near or far,
you know he is yours and you can wait.

Infatuation says,"We must get married right away.
I can't risk losing him."

Love says, "Be patient.He is yours. Plan your future with confidence."

Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. Whenever you are in one another's company you are hoping it will end in intimacy.

Love is the maturation of friendship. You must be friends before you can be lovers.

Infatuation lacks confidence. When he's away, you wonder if he's cheating.
Sometimes you check.

Love means trust. You are calm, secure, and unthreatened. He feels your trust and it makes him even more trustworthy.

Infatuation might lead you to do things you'll regret later, but love never will.

Love lifts you up.It makes you look up.It makes you think up. It makes you a better person than you were before.

she was not only fine, she was into mic 9s

The subject of this post is here. Color photos of WWII, rare!



Adolf Hitler. These words, depending on your education system might or might not provoke certain images. (Think SE Asia)

but think about the power that this man had. he fought a World War! he had the mindset to organize and instill the beliefs into millions of people. His technology was ahead of anything in the world at the time. His society was superior to all civilizations at that time. His multi-faceted approach to war by one man has not been surpassed during this era. Time magazine gets a lot of slack about calling him the person of the year, but if you objectively think about it, he honestly deserved it. Hitler understood society and human kind, but he didn't stop there. He used it to become the best he could be. That's all we ask of our kids, right?

Phone Books

when was the last time you used a phone book?


NEVAR.


and they aren't useful to burn, cause the pages all fly away when they are on fire. which i enjoy, but it makes other people nervous. Bitches.

if everyone seems to go to college, what do you do with the stupid people when they get there? especially for money grubbing schools? what majors should we invent for dumb people? enough so that there are legit majors that have academic rigor to them, like the sciences. it's a tough question. maybe we can make athletics a major, which would be 'inventive' and draw a lot of dumbasses.

i need some new leads for music. please recommend no more than 2.492 bands.


5 bands i enjoy
1. Gnarls Barkley
2. Beck
3. Pigeon John
4. RHCP
5. Bill Withers

forever burn, my left hand

writers block.


just kidding, i can't have writers block. what i have is a lack of writers attack.

here are some ways that i keep from avoiding writers block

1- i'm not writing something that has to be logical.
1.1 - is there a style of lit that is illogical? kind of like some sort of modern music. that is to say, it follows its own set of rules. like 12 tone music
1.2 - what if i did start writing something illogical? most of my posts are logical. i said MOST.
1.2.1 - is some of my humor illogical?
1.2.1.1- well, i thought about humor. and now logic. all with whipped cream in the fridge.
127.168.1.1 i'm almost home
2. i get outside. this post was originally going to be a rant about bushes in fences.
3. i have opinions that i state as fact. I'm better than you, cause i dominate. notice how i have reasoning for my facts.
4. many of my post titles are snippets of songs. cause i really don't like to read. but i'm good at it. right?....
5. i beg my audience. this is also know as a space filler. that's why you don't read my blog.
6. i pump up my audience. YOU ARE GREAT AMERICANS. if you aren't americans, you could have fooled me


bush in the fence. why do you grow there? did all of your cousins get smoked by my awesome lawn mowing skills? do you feel the need to sprout your wild seed in the metal fence and then bend it into shapes that aren't conducive to reselling? well, let me tell you, i don't like it. and my ring finger is in great pain. FUNKY.

to all my pipe smoking rabbits

i have decided there are other things in the world to worry about than the morality of humor.


for example, what i am going to do after college? that is a great question. and more important.


who likes bunnies? do you? well, we can pretend like you do. cause i have a story to tell, but i'm still learning how to deliver stories so they are entertaining.

okay, i lived in iowa growing up. lots of wild forest creatures. like squirrels and bunnies and sparrows. ferocious squirrels bunnies and sparrows. vengeful and spiteful and hateful and full of death and destruction squirrels bunnies and sparrows.

so it was spring time. and all the bunnies had little baby bunnies. well, one day it was our chore to sweep out the garage because we were annoying my parents. well, my mom came out to help us out cause i think she felt sorry for us. and this baby bunny wanted to get in the garage. well, my mom isn't going to have any of this. she grabs a broom, and chases the bunny around the garage, but if you know anything about ferocious bunnies, they are QUICK. finally, my mom finally cornered the bunny, and gave it a swat out of the garage. and this cute, baby bunny gave the most human cry i have ever heard from an animal that isn't my brother.

it scarred my sister for several months.

btw, i used to mow the lawn, and there was a bunny hole with bunnies. i killed the bunnies.


BUNNIES!!!

5 things that bunnies are good for:

1. getting swatted by my mom's broom
2. getting mowed over
3. getting hit by a car
4. getting eaten by an eagle
5. getting 5lbs of meat on the Oregon Trail