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my extremely deprived friends, it could be that time of year that i delight your life with the glances i give to you.


what hurts you? i know, well, at least Santa does.

this is just going to be rambling, kinda like a warm up before a slam dunk.

i find that my mouth really enjoys having something to chew on. is that why gum sells so well? because we have become slaves to our mouths? or minds?

hey birds, i didn't fly up to your house, eat some nasty brown seedy stuff, and then crap on your wings. so why are you pooping my car? completely not cool. and what was with the PTA meeting on my front lawn the other day? do you know that my roommates were thoroughly freaked out. i tired to cover for your feather asses, but the best story i could come up with was that there were two big birds, one on each half of our lawn. you know that shit flew about as well as yours does. don't make me do that again.

hey people in charge of the metro school systems here in middle TN, why the hell did you close down schools today? did you want that 4 day weekend as bad as i did? i thought so. you schedule one snow day in a year, and you know that it isn't going to happen here in the SOUTH. so when it gets a little cold, about as cold as a chilly day in march where i come from, you decided that it was a prime opportunity to get a C-C-Combo. nice move, but you official went into my permanently hate book. right there with texas.

dear reader, i hope you are enjoying my destruction of the english gramatical structure.

to blue jean makers, hi, how are you? well, if you wanted to know, i would be doing really well if i could find a pair of jeans that would fit me. and i'm not pissed about the lack of styles or the way i have to dig through every pie of jeans from here to the ceiling in JC Pennys of the jeans against the wall that look like some amish fashion designer said, hey, there looks like a real pair of durable jeans that will sell really well for those who have no other options. i understand that there aren't many people that request 33x36 jeans, but when you do make those jeans, please take some time to understand that the people who are buying these will permently be your customers because no one else is cutting jeans like that. GIVE ME SOME STYLE!!! i would love to have a nice, dressy, dark pair of jeans.

okay, so i feel a little more warmed up.

here is one of my scares right now. mixing. mixing audio. and why do i say that? cause i'm not really all that practiced right now. i have very little experience with it, and i don't know how to get a mix that everyone likes. i feel that everyone has something completely new they want to do, and they don't tell me about it until after i give it to them. and then i have insecurity issues with my skills. maybe the don't know what they want, and it's not my fault. i've not gotten a lot of favorable feedback. i wish that i could work with someone who knows what they want and can communicate that. usually after a session, i have no direction and no feedback and then a couple days later i am completely lost. i want more talking. i don't care if it's indecisive, cause at least that gets the ball rolling. but just so you know, it's not going to be the end of it.