forever burn, my left hand

writers block.


just kidding, i can't have writers block. what i have is a lack of writers attack.

here are some ways that i keep from avoiding writers block

1- i'm not writing something that has to be logical.
1.1 - is there a style of lit that is illogical? kind of like some sort of modern music. that is to say, it follows its own set of rules. like 12 tone music
1.2 - what if i did start writing something illogical? most of my posts are logical. i said MOST.
1.2.1 - is some of my humor illogical?
1.2.1.1- well, i thought about humor. and now logic. all with whipped cream in the fridge.
127.168.1.1 i'm almost home
2. i get outside. this post was originally going to be a rant about bushes in fences.
3. i have opinions that i state as fact. I'm better than you, cause i dominate. notice how i have reasoning for my facts.
4. many of my post titles are snippets of songs. cause i really don't like to read. but i'm good at it. right?....
5. i beg my audience. this is also know as a space filler. that's why you don't read my blog.
6. i pump up my audience. YOU ARE GREAT AMERICANS. if you aren't americans, you could have fooled me


bush in the fence. why do you grow there? did all of your cousins get smoked by my awesome lawn mowing skills? do you feel the need to sprout your wild seed in the metal fence and then bend it into shapes that aren't conducive to reselling? well, let me tell you, i don't like it. and my ring finger is in great pain. FUNKY.