mics and instrumentals

1. Why am I a loser? - law of averages
   
2. Why does this always happen to me? - i ask for it
   
3. What is everyone against me? - cause no body likes me
   
4. How come no body likes me? - everyone is against me
   
5. Why am I so shy? - why are you so outgoing
   
6. Why don’t girls/guys like me? - my body makes them jealous
   
7. Why doesn’t anyone like me? - every body is against me
   
8. Why can’t I be smarter? - no child left behind has failed
   
9. Why am I always wrong? - evolution vs. creationism
   
10. Why do I always fail? - i forgot to start
    
11. Why doesn’t anything good ever happen to me? - it's not tomorrow
    
12. Why do I always get these problems? - i subscribed to the mailing list